Dear everyone, here is a list of the nominees for the golden globes… This is just the film section. I have noted who i think should win. If you disagree… fuck you. (yes I mean you Sam Brooks)
Best Motion Picture - Drama
Avatar
The Hurt Locker
Inglourious Basterds
Precious
Up In The Air
My pick: Up in the Air, Hurt Locker was great and I.B. was pretty decent, so im fine with them winning, but if Avatar gets it i will probably murder someone. JAMESCAMERONYOUAREAFUCKANDMAKETHENAMEJAMESLOOKBAD!
Best Performance By An Actress In A Motion Picture – Drama
Emily Blunt - The Young Victoria
Sandra Bullock - The Blind Side
Helen Mirren - The Last Station
Carey Mulligan - An Education
Gabourey Sidibe - Precious
My pick: Carey Mulligan, shes like a fuck you to all the other women there. I think this one should not be debatable.
Best Performance By An Actor In A Motion Picture - Drama
Jeff Bridges - Crazy Heart
George Clooney - Up In The Air
Colin Firth - A Single Man
Morgan Freeman - Invictus
Tobey Maguire - Brothers
My pick: FUCK OFF MORGAN FREEMAN?! No way. You can’t type cast someone then nominate them. Thats hardly fair. BEST ACTOR not BEST PLAYING HIMSELF WITH THE NAME NELSON. Give it who ever you want. Just not MORGAN!
Best Motion Picture - Comedy Or Musical
(500) Days Of Summer
The Hangover
It’s Complicated
Julie & Julia
Nine
My pick: THE HANGOVER, once again, fuck you Sam Brooks, It’s Complicated will be more utter shit than Steve Martian in a room alone with a video camera. Julie and Julia, lets face it as much as they can call it a comedy, it wasn’t. And Nine, well okay, Nine is fine, but its definatly not the Hangover. I have not laughed that hard in a movie ive seen in a cinema EVER! The wanking baby! C-L-A-S-S-I-C! I would be fine with (500) Days of summer winning, but i just don’t quite think it had it in it…
Best Performance By An Actress In A Motion Picture - Comedy Or Musical
Sandra Bullock - The Proposal
Marion Cotillard - Nine
Julia Roberts - Duplicity
Meryl Streep - It’s Complicated
Meryl Streep - Julie & Julia
My pick: FINE give it to Meryl, make Sam happy… BUT FOR J&J, not its fucking stupid complicated. I really dont think anyone else deserves it anyway. And giving it to her may just shut him up for a bit.
Best Performance By An Actor In A Motion Picture - Comedy Or Musical
Matt Damon - The Informant!
Daniel Day-Lewis - Nine
Robert Downey Jr. - Sherlock Holmes
Joseph Gordon-Levitt - (500) Days Of Summer
Michael Stuhlbarg - A Serious Man
My pick: In the words of team america, MATTT DAAAMOOON! He was great in this and I hate him. So that says something. JoGordLev, Love you man but i dont think you will even make the top 3, Downy Jr, no im sorry. Will be good but its a biiiiiit MS… Ahh mr serious man… You… You… I’m going to watch you and if you get it i will say i was picking you allll along! Oh fuck, and DDL… well that wouldnt suprise me either. He is a god.
Best Animated Feature Film
Cloudy With A Chance Of Meatballs
Coraline
Fantastic Mr. Fox
The Princess And The Frog
Up
My pick: Holy Shoot. Cloudy with a chance of Meatballs was sooooo funny! But im going to go with either Fantastic Mr Fox for having the balls to try something slightly different and having fantastic casting. The fact that its the only nominee with Bill Murray in it should say something. Otherwise Princess Tadpole Lady, just because im glad Disney have decided that they should go back to their Disney Princess roots. Sam you love princesses! You must agree?!
Best Performance By An Actress In A Supporting Role In A Motion Picture
Penelope Cruz - Nine
Vera Farmiga - Up In The Air
Anna Kendrick - Up In The Air
Mo’nique - Precious
Julianne Moore - A Single Man
My pick: I have no say. So by that I mean P.Cruz.
Best Performance By An Actor In A Supporting Role In A Motion Picture
Matt Damon - Invictus
Woody Harrelson - The Messenger
Christopher Plummer - The Last Station
Stanley Tucci - The Lovely Bones
Christoph Waltz - Inglourious Basterds
My pick: NO! MATT DAMON! NO! WHY DID YOU WIN ME WITH THE INFORMANT THEN MAKE ME WANT TO MURDER YOU LIKE A MONTH LATER! I want to say Mr Tucci. You rapey raper you!
Best Director - Motion Picture
Kathryn Bigelow - The Hurt Locker
James Cameron - Avatar
Clint Eastwood - Invictus
Jason Reitman - Up In The Air
Quentin Tarantino - Inglourious Basterds
My pick: Oh god. This is so fucking hard. Maybe they will give it to J.C. Just because if they don’t he will proably have a big angry massacre of the Naviee. Oh wait they aren’t real Mr Cameron… Did you forget that? It’s just a movie! Jason, you are too fresh, maybe next year. Clint, bad movie choice my man… Mr Tarantino, well i love you, but are you GG material? I guess i have no opinion on Kat… maybe… God i don’t know! I guess ill be happy as long as its not J.C.
P.S. Dear Sam. I do not in any way dislike you. BUT I AM RIGHT AND YOU ARE WONG AND MERYL STREEP IS NOT A GODESS AND NINE WILL NOT TRUMP THE HANGOVER WITH GREATNESS.
Goodbye.
